Welcome to season 1 episode 9 of Gravity Falls! While Grunkle Stan is busy finding new ways to separate locals from their hard earned money, the niblings are off bending time to their will. They sure are powerful pre-teens, huh? But time jumping has a chance to cause some nasty paradoxes and time cops HATE paradoxes. Thanks for listening!

Welcome to Gravity Falls season 1 episode 8! Y'all ready to get a little silly? The community of Gravity Falls has all come together in their best pioneer garb to celebrate the founding of the town. After Maybel is mocked by the North-West brat for her goofy tendencies, she vows to help dipper solve a SERIOUS mystery. But can she really ignore her inner goofball? Thanks for listening!

Welcome to season 1 episode 7 of Gravity Falls! This week, Dipper is devising an airtight plan to ask Wendy to dance. The issue is that the plan is SO good it needs a team. Thankfully, the copier recently gained the ability to print clones. How convenient! I wonder which gets to ask Wendy to dance? Thanks for listening!

Hello and welcome to Gravity Falls season 1 episode 6! This week, Dipper learns what it means to be a MAN....otaur? After being shown up in front of the town for his wimpy grip, it's off to the woods to eat jerky and grow chest hair (singular). Meanwhile, Maybel gives Grunkle Stan a glow up. Thanks for listening!

Hello and welcome to Gravity Falls season 1 episode 5! This week our beloved twins get invited to do cool teen things with some cool teens. Apparently, cool teens love to break into condemned convenience stores to play DDR and binge on sugar. Cool teens don't care that those stores were condemned because of an unsolved double murder. They do care about the teen-hating ghosts that want to torment them for all eternity. Thanks for listening!